CATCHING UP ON CAGE finally comes to it’s conclusion as Trevor and Kyle catch up on Patrick Lussier’s grindhouse crap fest, Drive Angry (2011)!
Escaping from the bowels of Hell in a souped up muscle car, the plot follows Nic Cage and Amber Heard as they battle a cult and match wits with a scene-stealing William Fichtner.
Bullshit cinematography meant to enhance the 3D experience!
Slow-motion sex gunfights!
William Fichtner delivering every line with laser precision and expert comedic timing!
Amber Heard throwing some of the ugliest punches ever committed to film!
Billy Burke disapproving of his daughter’s request to go to burning man, Vin Diesel serving as corporate spokesman for Muscle Milk, and many other, dumber tangents!